2. The U.S. President probably thinks that sort of thing is customary, anyway.
3. God should have made our knees bend the other way. The same goes for our elbows. That way, we could run real fast on all fours.
4. Black babies look like little, leather muppets until they're about a year old. After that, they look normal. (It's okay, my black friend said I could say that, and he speaks for all black people.)
Cool Ass Muppet
5. If I had no arms, I wouldnt bother wearing deodorant.
6. If you give a fish, he eats for a day. If you teach a kid to fish, he eats for a lifetime. Conversely, If you blow smoke in a kids face, he ingests second-hand smoke for a day. If you teach a kid to smoke, he smokes for a lifetime... A WHOLE FREAKING, NON-SHORTENED LIFETIME!
7. Not even Jessica Alba could save Dane Cook from sucking cock.
8. The horrible appearances of penises and vaginas are proof that God has a sense of humor.
9. Penises and Vaginas seems like a good label for this post.
10. Sara Silverman's nostrils are the gateway to another, unfunny universe.
6. If you give a fish, he eats for a day. If you teach a kid to fish, he eats for a lifetime. Conversely, If you blow smoke in a kids face, he ingests second-hand smoke for a day. If you teach a kid to smoke, he smokes for a lifetime... A WHOLE FREAKING, NON-SHORTENED LIFETIME!
7. Not even Jessica Alba could save Dane Cook from sucking cock.
8. The horrible appearances of penises and vaginas are proof that God has a sense of humor.
9. Penises and Vaginas seems like a good label for this post.
10. Sara Silverman's nostrils are the gateway to another, unfunny universe.
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